A friend of mine sent this to me. It is a great laugh.


Dept. of Education Hails New Test Scores

U.S. students, long assailed for lagging the students of other nations in math and science, lead the world in their knowledge and comprehension of Star Wars trivia, the Department of Education announced today.

The positive findings were the result of a standardized Star Wars trivia test administered to all U.S. high school students during the 2004-5 school year, in which students were quizzed on their knowledge of such crucial Star Wars concepts as the Clone Wars, the Jedi Council and the Sith.

"These results should leave little doubt that the president's 'No Child Left Behind' program is making a difference," said Secretary of Education Margaret Spellings. "When it comes to understanding Star Wars, our children leave the rest of the world behind."

Full Article The Borowitz Report .com

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